WHICH BELONGS TO YOU???

April 24, 2015

Allo! Allo!

Wondering what's up for today?

Well well, we get to take a tour through the world of Breast Types..

yep yep you heard me right.....wondering these also have types...yes o (I tire)

The shape and size of a woman's breast will change throughout her life. GBAM!!!

These are affected by Genetics (yes!!! mum n dad are guilty), Climate (me sef dey wonder how), Diet (what you eat/drink affects your boobies---BE WARNED), Lifestyle and Support Type..(for budding and matured boobies are advised)---so come and buy brassiere oooo.

Breasts come in many different sizes and shapes....from – big, round, flat, pointed, small, pear-shaped and sloping.

After much research (feelinglikewhatyeah) I found this, hope it helps:

#Perky (perfect) Boobies:

There is no evidence of sagging and the nipple is parallel to the ground. The breast is well toned and supple. (who says perky is perfect .....pleeeeeazze)

***the breast even has mathematical evaluation ish...i tire

#Swooping Boobies:

These don't sag but sweet away from the chest wall...with the nipples are slightly vertical to the ground and pointing upwards.

#Sagging Boobies:

The breast droops towards the ground with the nipple pointing downwards (gravity tends to act against everything that tries to stand erect and them girls are no exception)....Oh No!!!

The level of sagging is dependent on the amount of fat tissue.....the bigger the girls, the more likely they'll sag. (sad face)

#Small Boobies:

These have little volume of fatty tissue and have small nipple....little or cleavage is the order of the day (and yes we know women don't welcome this)...it is said these did not develop fully during puberty....

#Large Boobies:

Meet the largest natural breasts

These girls depict their name #LARGE...there is a lot of fat in the breast and often both nipples and areolas are big. To prevent sagging it is vital that women with large breast wear the right kind of bra support (well, cos they stand a higher risk of sagging)....

I also found a few others which are abnormalities; see below,

#Constricted or Tubular Boobies:

These breasts are narrow cylindrical in shape, and set wide apart on the chest wall due to a small base,. The nipple and areola are extremely small in comparison to the breast size and breast fat content is pushed towards the nipple.

#Pectus Carinatum or Pigeon Chest:

After on the Left, Before on the Right

Here the breastbone protrudes forward and he breasts do not really look like breasts. Corrective breast surgery is usually advised for women in this category.

#Pectus Excavatum or Sunken Chest:

This is the opposite of Pectus Carinatum. Here the chest sinks in and so the breasts are shaped abnormally on the chest wall.

****Anyways, the big picture here is which ever way you fall, love your breasts and the great news is irrespective of your type, there are gorgeous brassieres to gladly hold them girls lovingly..

With these few points of mine, i say Stay Hooked .....Till we meet on the next post.....Love you all ...