SECRETS REVEALED.....


Hellur!! Hellur!! (in Madeas voice)

I have come again.........
fe eyin e

 Singing 

 I won't tell your secret, your secret is safe with me.

 Na lie.....
Ntoin!!!

This time i have decided to post a RANT....because if no one will for this cause, i will (yes i have vexed, hehehehe).....speak out for "naturality" (pardon my English)...


And so.....On behalf of everyone who has had to deal with being decieved and has had to bear the drama, the -ish, confusing, mind bugging manifestation we women and even some men are show casing,  ....all in the name of "fashion" and looking"fab". I speak.
Many will think the deception is just "face deep",but nay!! I put it to you......it goes way past the "perfect" face.....and....even the gorgeous hair.

There's more hidden below, and ALL are buyable.....yes you read right buyable.....

Everything is in the market (gbogbo e lo wa l'oja).....lol.

rotfl

 See some below for yourself.....
The perfect hip n bum... 








The largest perkiest boobies....
Boobs For Sale

 The flattest tum.....


The biggest muscles......


The tinniest mid-section......

Waist cincher

And much more....

So my question is what happened to being natural, or being subtly enhanced?

 Are you ---- (God made) reals------ or (Man made) fakes??.....

 *#!*@())£€_&.;\_&...;&& 

 Even I who lurvs underwear, I enter ---- confused.com

On this note....i sign out jejely.....


......always remember never to forget, you are beautiful just the way you are......

See you next post, mmwah.

 Love you all.....your comments are really missed...don't just drive by....MBOK!!!

 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding Prov 3:5 (KJV).

Comments

  1. Unknown26 September 2015 at 13:10

    I don laff tire........
    @ boobs for sale ..whatttttt??????!!!@

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    1. The Underwear Consultant27 September 2015 at 02:04

      My sister...na so me sef see am....God help us, amen

      Delete
    2. Graced fingers29 September 2015 at 01:27

      The only one wey no dey the list is artificial virginal. Lol

      Delete
    3. The Underwear Consultant29 September 2015 at 01:38

      Lwkmd......as in..all I can say is there is a God and He is watching.

      Delete
  2. Unknown27 September 2015 at 01:22

    Odikwa confusing...

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    1. The Underwear Consultant27 September 2015 at 02:06

      Diaris God. Lol.....guess we all need to work around with "x-ray" vision so we can know - real from otherwise.....

      Delete

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