UNDERWEAR "KNOW-MORE"


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GLORY

"Happy Easter".....Yep! I am allowed to say this....MY JESUS IS STILL RISEN...

***Glory!!!! Halleluyah!!!*****

Sure we all had a good holiday....mine was awesome and breathtaking....literally speaking.

Whilst on my extended Easter break----hehehehe----it  crossed my mind i am yet to break the jinx of most write ups----- the 10 (ten) things you should know this or that.....

So, ...I will be sharing 7 things you MUST know about underwear.....

Enjoy the "Read Ride"....


Have Fun


1. About 65% of women worldwide wear the wrong brassiere size.....over-sized, under-sized bra= poor boob carriage.


SOLUTION: Check link out ----- http://theunderwearconsultant.blogspot.com.ng/2015/05/fit-to-perfection.html

UNDERSIZED

2. There is some evidence of faeces stain in every pair of underwear....yes...poop...even in yours.....yuck....Mr or Mrs SuperClean.

SOLUTION ------- after a dump/poop-----after wiping off (too much details shey, nor vex), apply some mild soap on palm and wash bum with water.....pat dry with a towel or some clean tissue......and you are home are dry....Pant Poop Free-----hehehehe!!!

ERRM

3. You are expected to change your brassiere 6 monthly.....not 3 yearly....basically you are not expected to practically "Rock n Roll it"..

OLD AND WORN


4. Thongs came into existence in a bit to "manage" Nudity........for those of  who don't like to wear clothes..."The Shidima's"......looool.

GOTCHYA..LOL
Covers Face and Flees @ Picture above.......couldn't help but use it.,,,,,han han.


5.  Cotton is the best fabric for your underwear....allow your "Area" breathe.

GORGEOUS ISN'T IT?

6. One A Day-------change your underwear.

IT'S CALLED PERSONAL HYGIENE

------A daily underwear change reduces your risk of  UTI (Urinary Tract Infections)....amongst other infections aka "craw craws".

DAILY WEAR


DO NOT RECYCLE


7. The Looser, The Better.

"HYPER-TIGHTNESS"


When it comes to underwear fit, you obviously don’t expect it drooping and falling off, all in the name of comfort but at the same time one shouldn't seek discomfort. This leaves uncomfortable marks on your waistline.


Aside from the discomfort, which leaves you pulling and tugging, tight underwear shows pant-line, which isn't sexy, plzzz, it traps moisture, because it's a "mini-oven" down there, even more so when worn under tight —and just like I mentioned earlier, you need that area to BREATHE ----air pleeeease!!!!! Lol.,

Ookay, let's make it eight (8)


8. The Underwear Consultant, is a self trained lady----- who loves all things underwear,

She also sells quality ones .....very affordable too.

She can be reached on 08176748378 or 58B6AF8B......

You can like her (my) Facebook page biko....The Underwear Consultant....and help spread word about the blog and business....

The Underwear Consultant


Thank You....E seun... Dalu....Na gode...Sesongo...Merci!!!

Enjoy your week.

Remain blessed and Remember Never To Forget, You Are Beautiful Just The Way You Are.......

Yours Truly,

The Underwear Consultant

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