FOR THE LOVE OF BREASTS!!!

May 22, 2015

Hello Hello!!!

CHEERS to you my dear dear Underwearlogy peoples....

I promised, I am delivering...(good gyal)

So it is said.............

WOMEN HAVE BREASTS, MEN LOVE BREASTS!!!

And therefore, my questions go thus:

Why do men devote so much head-space to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women's chests (heehaw)?

***ponder

Do guys prefer big breasts, small breasts or fake breasts—and does it matter?

***ponder

Do men think about them in the same way women do?

***ponder

**** I ask that we all do a little -logue (dia /mono), your choice****

To us ladies (given I'm one), breasts are merely a part of our body, for better or worse.

Sometimes we're proud of them, sometimes unhappy and most of us definitely know how to use them to our advantage — at least a little (*wink, *wink)

To guys, however, breasts are the object of something between a strong interest and an out-and-out obsession depending on the guy (and the set).

Breasts make men fixated, do double-take, almost wince in "pain" and lose their trains of thought (really??)

They make their eye contact stray during conversation.

And even make men sigh involuntarily... (lool).

And definitely, they make men gawk (caught red handed).

Celebrity or Not, Men Gawk !!!!

The thing is, most women don't realize that this borderline "MANIA", errm, isn't very complicated: men simply like boobs — a whole lot.

Men like breasts in pretty much all shapes and sizes and we women constantly ask whether large breasts are better, why fake breasts are appealing to some men and what the big deal is, as if there's a giant mystery surrounding why men are obsessed with boobs (ijusttire!!!)

To probably almost every man on the planet, breasts (and lips, and legs, and eyes, and hair, and all forms of women's beauty) are simply naturally appealing — they are born to like that.

They see them, they appreciate them, SIMPLE.

That said, to most men there's something even more MAGICAL about breasts than the biological imperative to love for them.

I once heard a woman say that if you wanted to distract a man, simply don't wear a bra, regardless of whether your boobs are large or small.

I also heard its partly because breasts are a constant tease. Men can see them there beneath your clothes and though they don't know exactly what they look like, they can gather enough data to have a pretty good sense of what's there (x-ray vision things)...lol.

As for what men find "titillating" (I can speak grammar too) or should I say prefer in terms of chest size, women need to understand that there's an enormously wide range of breasts that men like.

Whatever you happen to have is probably pretty great to the eyes of most men. (geez).

So no, they don't have to be big to be appealing, though I personally think size is overrated; I guess breasts are judged not on size but on firmness: the more stuffed, the more men like them and if they can stay stuffed and be larger, that's just amazing. (Hehehehe)...

I for one don't think there's much mystery, though, and all these questions are pretty easy to answer.

The most obvious reason boobs are a big deal to men is BIOLOGICAL, a God given incline, so kindly allow them....

And here goes some SCIENTIFIC gibberish, (me I don't know if true o)...

A neuroscientist by the name Larry Young, gave an explanation that he says "just makes a lot of sense."

"Attraction to breasts is a brain organisation effect" that occurs in males when they go through puberty."

"Evolution has selected this brain organisation in men that makes them attracted to the breasts in a sexual context, because the outcome is that it activates the female bonding circuit, making women feel more bonded with him.

Well Long Cut Short ....MEN, LIKE BABIES, LOVE BREASTS....